OFFICIAL PINK SLIP
>>YOUR ARE BEING PUT ON NOTICE<<
After repeated warnings to cease & desist your attacks on the president, the American People have found it necessary to terminate your position.
>>LIST OF FLAGRANT VIOLATIONS<<
[x] - Protecting Mueller’s biased and corrupt Russia-collusion investigation that is wasting taxpayer dollars

[x] - Weaponizing fake news and false allegations for the political and personal destruction of patriot leaders

[x] - Blocking U.S.-Mexico border wall funding and failing to repair our broken immigration system

[x] - Obstructing Trump’s health care repeal despite promises to your voter base

[x] - Pushing countless articles of impeachment for “bigotry,” “hate,” and other ridiculous offenses

[x] - Verbally abusing, humiliating, and lying about our president

Unless you immediately abandon your attempts to subvert the president, the American People will have your HEADS in the 2018 election.

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